did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
