Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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