Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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