since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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