I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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