He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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