Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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