BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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