FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
