between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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