I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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