At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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