I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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