My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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