I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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