She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I FOUND THE LEGS
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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