Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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