I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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