Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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