i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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