quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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