why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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