This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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