Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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