True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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