But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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