your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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