my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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