i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
You were trust falling into bushes
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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