I think my vagina is haunted
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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