Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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