Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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