Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Also, beer. Big fan.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I am naked and annoyed.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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