I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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