Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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