Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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