omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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