he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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