whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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