Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sobbing to NWA
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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