I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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