It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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