everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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