Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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