Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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