Your tits are I can't wait for
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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