Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
