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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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