Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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