People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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