Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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