I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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