I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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