She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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